Things that are not on my bucket list

Things that are not on my bucket list… fondly called thing’s I really don’t need or want to do before I die. Or in some cases, been there done that, got the t-shirt.

1. Make a bucket list!!!  

I am not slamming anyone who has taken the time to make one by any means. Nor am I claiming to have “done everything there is to do” in life. I do find dwelling on death to be morbid. It is simply not for me. When you stare death in the eye at any point in your life, it’s not something you will dwell on… after going through PTSD counseling anyway.

To me, life isn’t a big “to do list”. Besides, I have too many other things to do then obsess over not accomplishing a bucket list…. Not opening myself up to imminent self failure that easily!

2. See the Fantastic Four Reboot EVER AGAIN….

This movie… you have to go into it pretending you never read the comic or seen the other movie… It had so much potential that wasn’t used… Doom looked like a throw back from a Power Ranger evil villian…. The FX kinda sucked… with the advances made in the FX world…. *sighs*…. All in all, this movie was like going from Windows 7 and rebooting back to Windows ME… just my 2 cents.

The kids acting in the movie, well done… I do not fault them for the shitty scripting, the shitty FXs, etc. Not their fault the producers/writers didn’t follow through on certain things. Potential future ALL STARS and the production company let them down!

3.Tattoo my face!!!

I love tats, I have 7 of them… they are easily covered with clothing when appropriate…  Now I am not saying other people shouldn’t do it.  I have seen some people with face tats that look really nice.  It’s just not something for me to do.

4.  Give up my Hobbit or Lord of the Rings collection stuff…. Or my Dr Who… or my Serenity/Firefly… or *insert geek name here*

5.  See a donkey show in Mexico…  

Been there done that on one drunk night in TJ 20 some years ago… I am STILL trying to forget the horror…

6.  Pay for or attend anything Justin Bieber or One Direction

Do I really need to elaborate on this?  I think not… 😛

7. Be a closed minded sheeple (also called… watching Fox News, even if my dad does)

You know what I am talking about.. being a person who can’t accept something different, who follows all the other closed minded morons blindly, spewing the same babble of uneducated b.s.  I love diversity, equality and freedom WAY too much to do this.

8. Drop my sarcastic wit

Not only would that be like killing myself off and assuming someone else’s identity, many people in my life would suddenly become terrified that the world is ending, or I am up to something.

9.  Stop enjoying life and stress about things I haven’t accomplished yet.

I am OCD about things enough as it is! 😛

10.  Forget to remind my family and friends how much they mean to me, and how much I love them.

This one seems like a no brainer, doesn’t it?  Sometimes it takes a loss to remind you that you often take your relationships for granted.  It’s a wake up call for sure, one that I hope I don’t have to revisit again anytime soon.

Those are the things that I will never do (or repeat) in my life time, hopefully.  What are your anti bucket list ideas?  Have you made a bucket list?  Share with us in the comment section below!