During an insomnia induced night last night, I picked up my tablet and took a look at the keywords people use to find my site. There are always some really good clear ones, but there are usually more funnier ones. Always with a notepad next to my bed, I wrote down some of the ones that stood out to me the most.
Here is my list of favorite funny (or at least to me) keywords that have been used thus far in 2016.
Honorable Mention Keywords People Use to Find My Blog:
Who don’t love unicorns?• www.keep calm and love song
• Miley cyrus embarrassing performance
• line for a strip club long
• gimmie that bri
• Sabryne in turkish
• Gazebri
• Keep calm and love uniforns
• I gotta pee picture
• I wrecked a ball
• Giorgio tsoukalos good looking
The Funniest Keywords People Use To Find My Blog:
Yes, Virginia, Blake Shelton DOES exist, and he is a white guy!• Bathroommusicpeessong
• I gotta pee song
• Keep clam love nong
• What is wrong with miley cyrus
• Is miley cyrus retarded
• Does luke bryan go to strip clubs
• Does luke bryan make sex with fans
• All you ever did was break me. i came in like a rainbow. miley cyrus song
• Cheerleaders dancing in orange cakes with beer
• My life is my life I think
• Is Blake Shelton White
Every time I look at keywords people have used to find my blog, there are always a few WTFs… I have 0 sexual content on my blog, so I dunno how they would land at my house, unless it’s from the SEO keyword being picked up in part of their query. Still good for a good laugh or a deer in a head light look for a moment as I try to figure out how some of these worked.
The WTF Keywords People Use To Find My Blog:
Ancient Technology – MeMe I created using Giorgio Tsoukalos.. get’s the point across right?• giorgio a. tsoukalos naked
• Mother daughter sex
• Memes bathroom peeing
• Bathroom peeing cam
• Vampires with balls showing
Which one do you find funny? Were any of them yours? Enquiring minds want to know! (Ok, so I am just nosey, what can I say?)
I sneeked in between storms \o/ Those keywords are funny. I don’t see how some tie into your site either. Very interesting and makes one wonder where their minds were at the time of typing them.
I dont know how some of them keywords lead to my site either, but they are good for a laugh. I don’t know if I want to know where some of their minds were… some of the WTF ones kinda scare me a little! LOL Thanks for commenting!
Bathroom peeing? Mother/daughter sex? WTF INDEED Vampire balls?…Ive been to vampire balls, theyre fun! *sings AC/DC’s, Ive got big balls*
LOL You got the biggest balls of em all! <3 Thank you for commenting!